Back in high school, when the word â€œsuspensionâ€ was thrown around, it meant that somebody was about to be in vast amounts of trouble. It wasnâ€™t quite as bad as crashing your junky high school car into your dadâ€™s pristine Corvette, but a school suspension would certainly get you into about as much trouble as failing Latin class for the year. That, I am sure of. Err, I meanâ€¦ I would â€¦ Imagine. Yea thatâ€™s it.
Anyway, when I hear the word â€œsuspensionâ€ these days, it is surrounded by far less fear. In fact, it is frequently a very positive experience! Thatâ€™s because new suspension parts make you fall in love with your car all over again. Highway onramps become thrilling, and lumpy roads become just a distant memory. With new suspension parts, your car sails over bumps as if it were floating in a river of melted marshmallows. Donâ€™t you want to feel what that is like? Well - Carpe Diem! Shimmy on over to 1AAuto.com because we have all of the suspension parts that you could ever dream of.
::GASP:: More Suspension Stuff? Really?
Yes, this is the greatest day ever. Why? Because we added ludicrous amounts of new suspension parts last week. How many? Probably a million. Maybe a billion. I don't actually know, but it is more than a baker's dozen. Go ahead. Take a looky look: